Welcome!
FIRST THINGS FIRST, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
YET, YOU FOUND US AND PERHAPS WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. HAVE A LOOK AROUND!
ANOTHER THING, WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO:
DON'T TRY ANYTHING funny OR TO SCREENSHOT!
IN CASE YOU DO, YOU'LL HAVE A COUPLE OF REASONS TO Say
"I'M BEGGIN' YOU"...
Albums in the Making
Our Projects
KILL'EM ALL!
Projects
You'll Want to be My Slave
KILL'EM ALL!
Cooperating with Mane’s Skin, our underground friend circle (or as some mistakenly dub it, “cult”), we are working towards getting rid of some of the biggest figures of the music industry.
Extent to reach: no major competitors to exist.
Until 2025, it is planned that our protective personnel will do our bidding. Past that, once Mane’s Skin is armed, the second phase can kick off. If one’s interested in joining can sign up at the bottom of the page.
Projects
A pilot project for MSKTA (or MANESKIN KILL’EM ALL!).
Our goal was to secretly and without bloodshed have the stage for us. This included mainly convincing some artists to go to university, ruining breakfasts or having them join Mane’s Skin.
Has been deemed a failure as planning and enactment took up too much effort and planning. Within the last 11 years, only six artist were decontaminated, not being a great result overall.
You'll Want to be My Slave
In order to avoid traction towards our rather illegal doings, we prioritized climbing up the ladder, reaching fame.
Maneskin, as a band was never meant to exist and is just a coverup for Mane’s Skin from where it all begin a while ago.
Ironically, this plan worked out way too well. Original intent was to kill everyone, then to become a band and take over. By now, once MSKTA is executed, no further action will be needed.
Artists to Liquidate Neutralize Go Missing Retire Early
Post Malone
Reason:
Frank Ocean
Reason:
Taylor Swift
Reason:
Azahriah
Reason:
Successful Contamination Projects
Britney Spears
Status: Went Insane?
Invited her once to a Mane’s Skin greet and meet, then was exposed to the unspoken truths of the music industry. Comprehension never was successful, thus the insanity that still lingers above her (just check her Instagram).
A$AP Rocky
Status: Married
He is just cool, I guess. Nothing more to add, had a lot of heart-to-heart with the guy, to the point he got married and started a family of his own. Not even a sabotage, simply changed for the better: another one for the chopping block.
Noble
Status: Went to Uni
An aspiring artist in the late 2010s, specialized in F1-themed and Equestrian-core pop songs. A tendency towards becoming a standalone figure in the industry. Victoria secretly convinced her to chase a different career, thus “eliminating” her.
Gotye
Status: Harshly Irrelevant
Hit the mark with Somebody Thar I Used to Know, pushed into taking a step back. Pursued a unique artistic style on the surface, actually is a Mane’s Skin member since 2012.
Brockhampton
Status: Broke up
The pinnacle of quirky white boy music, potential competition. Ruined a group breakfast so horrendous they never worked together again.
LMFAO
Status: Missing
Highly popular during the early 2010s, fellow artist Redfoo bribed and manipulated into breaking up the duo in order to keep comedy out of the industry. Gone missing in 2017.
